Our 10 favorite Siggy Flicker quotes on dating, men, relationships (and life)

Siggy Flicker attends Cocktails & Couture At Westfield Garden State Plaza Hosted By Bethenny Frankel on December 3, 2015 in Paramus, New Jersey.Paul Zimmerman/Getty Images for Westfield

The newest Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Siggy Flicker is a relationship guru, matchmaker, life coach and author of Write Your Own Fairy Tale: The New Rules for Dating, Relationships and Finding Love On Your Terms. She’s appeared on several talk shows, reality series and even hosted Why Am I Still Single? on VH1.

To introduce you to the Tenafly resident, who will be a full cast member on the new season of RHONJ, we are sharing her best and most hilarious quotes on dating, relationships and life from this video she posted over the weekend. Enjoy the force of nature that is Siggy!

1. It’s all about chemistry:

  • Physical: You’re going to want to kiss the person across from you at some point.
  • Intellectual: If the person can’t spell Bob backwards, it’s going to die.
  • Emotional: You need to be emotionally available.
  • Spiritual: You want to be with someone who’s generous and kind with their time, heart and soul.


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2. Never fear rejection! A man’s rejection is God’s protection.

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3. In your ’20s it’s a time for you to get to know yourself, all your likes and your dislikes; in your ’30s you have to know where you’re heading to; in your 40’s if you don’t already know where you’re headed and you fall flat on your face like me, then you have to pick yourself back up and get back out there!

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4. If you ask a woman what she wants from a man, you better have a bottle of vodka and six hours.

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5. The more you date, the closer you are to finding the lid to your pot.

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6. How dare you become People’s number one most best looking man (referring to Bradley Cooper). He weighs 90 pounds, my breasts weigh more than him.

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7. If you’re looking to play, then hookup, but if you’re looking for someone to take you seriously, that part of you is a temple. You don’t open it up to every Tom, Dick and Harry that comes along.

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8. We all want what’s best for our children, but these mothers on these TV shows need to get a life and stop trying to live vicariously through their children.

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9. A lot of parents today try to be best friends with their children. Not in my house. You came out of my body, I didn’t come out of yours.

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10. Compliment a good looking guy.

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