We’ve been following baby Greyson Valor Mathews since he was born on May 5 to New Jersey reality TV star Jenni “JWoww” Farley and her husband Roger Mathews, and we can confirm that Chanel Nicole has some competition for cutest Jersey celebrity baby (according to us, anyway).
Greyson has shown us how cute he is in a hoodie.
And getting a bath.
And sleeping on dad’s tattooed back with big sister Meilani nearby.
But in a new video posted by Roger, Greyson has gotten chubby as only a baby can and managed to get even cuter. Roger jiggles Greyson, who’s wearing only blue and white striped pants, and jokes in the caption, “I’m submitting Greyson’s audition tape now for the part of Mini Me (Fat Bastard).” Even if Greyson only stars in his parents’ videos, we will be watching!
I heard a rumor Mike Meyers is going to put out a Fat Bastard movie. I'm submitting Greyson's audition tape now for the part of Mini Me (Fat Bastard). I can be reached by phone or email. He will work for food as compensation. Food and travel I should clarify since he requires a double seat on standard planes. We haven't seen our dog in three days. Found part of a leash in his diaper. I fear the worst.