We NEED to talk about tonight’s ‘RHONJ’ episode

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With the invention of DVR, less people are watching shows when they actually air. For diehard reality television fans, this is an absolute nightmare. Having to wait for your friends to catch up on your favorite shows so you can gossip over all the new drama is such a unique struggle.

Until now, of course. As dedicated Real Housewives of New Jersey fans, we understand that waiting to chat about the drama is as torturous as ruining a fresh manicure. So, let’s talk about it.

First of all, we need to discuss Jacqueline Laurita and Teresa Giudice’s friendship because it’s kind of stressing us out. (And clearly it’s stressing Jac out, too. That montage of her doing yoga and venting to Chris was amazing.) As much as we love drama, we love seeing our favorite stars being best friends even more.

Jacqueline showing up to Teresa’s house with Starbucks is probably the best first step towards mending a friendship, because Starbucks fixes absolutely everything. If these two can’t figure it out over a couple of caramel macchiatos, there’s literally no hope.

Next, we have to mention the fact that this episode was so sexual. From Teresa’s insane stories from “camp” to her new and improved love life with Joe (thanks, yoga), we got a ton of intimate information from the RHONJ ladies.

We also can’t get over how obsessed we are with new cast members Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania. Obviously, we had a feeling that we were going to love them, but now we’re just trying to figure out how we went a whole six seasons without the two! How can you not want to become best friends with Siggy after hearing that she wore three pairs of a Spanx to a party?!

Lastly, we have decided that we need to party with Melissa Gorga. She was such a blast at Dolores’s leopard-themed birthday party! Melissa even said that she’s her own spirit animal, which might be the most amazing thing to have been said in history.

What did you think of this week’s episode? Tweet us @omjfeed to let us know!