We already know that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is one of the biggest fans of The Walking Dead around; just check out her sobbing with joy over being given the gift of Lucille, the famed bat used on the show. She wrote then, “So honored to be apart of this amazing fan base. My life is the walking dead and I can’t wait to have you back in my life.”
It’s the reality star’s favorite TV show, so it’s fitting that Nicole has now made a video detailing what you should include in your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit. Because you want to be prepared, right?
She’s got her fashion sense on point with the “Killin’ It” t-shirt from her online retail site The Snooki Shop to get you in the right mindset, which retails for $29. Another fashion tip? Dry shampoo!
You also need a bin to put everything you own inside, which is also big enough to hide in. Then, a Lucille of your very own.
What else? Energy drinks and beef jerky (“unless you want to eat flies all day”). And Twinkies, because they’ve got sugar and they last forever. And to drink…both water and booze, because you might as well go out having fun.
Then Snooki presents a whole host of practical things you might need, such as plastic bags, a crank radio, rope and condoms (because, as she says, “I am not getting pregnant in the zombie apocalypse). She also added toilet paper and commented, “What I don’t get in The Walking Dead is they don’t have any toiletries. I think they should show that side because it’s so real.” Right?
She also includes plenty of weapons for defense, but says that her next video is going involve her going to some kind of zombie apocalypse workout class, which is fitting because she’s one of the most in shape New Jersey celebrities and loves pushing herself to the limit when she exercises. That strategy has certainly paid off her her and her super fit bod, and we’re pretty sure if anyone could fight off a zombie invasion, it would be Snooki! She’s expressed interest in combining her Walking Dead fandom and love of exercise before:
I wanna do a zombie run this summer. And by run I mean I wanna see how many zombies I can kill and how long I can survive. ????????????
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) April 28, 2016
Even though she says in the video that “this isn’t a beauty contest,” Snooki does sell a helpful “Fear the Living” necklace in her Etsy shop that might give you some extra courage:
— Nicole Polizzi (@snooki) November 6, 2016
Watch the whole video for yourself to find out everything you’ll need should zombies take over the world: